- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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