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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Terry has ebola

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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