Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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