whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Feminism

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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