What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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