- Anti Joke

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Flowers are colors Love me

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson