Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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