Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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