Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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