What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What? Why?

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Caolan and Eamon

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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