- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

what is orange? an orange

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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