guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What would Muhammed do?

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silver bullet?

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Anti Joke

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