roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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heat!

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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