Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

more like nig!

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

hi charles lattuca III

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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