- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

In soviet Russia...things are different

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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