- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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