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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Justin Bieber.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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