Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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hello

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What does? 42

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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The Qur'an

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Anti Joke

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