- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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