There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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