- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A man walks into a bar

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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