- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

You know what's funny? Rape

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a black man? A person

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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