- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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