- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

if got a joke if fogot it

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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