How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

A man walks into a vagina

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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