Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Compton

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all your base are belong to mark

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Jellybeans

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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