why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Knock Knock Come in

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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