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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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