Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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