- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

snooki

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

My Butthole.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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