- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Who is John Galt?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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