My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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THe Election

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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