- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

don't just stand there

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

no

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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