this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Who wants $300? Me too.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

hola said the chinese man

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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