- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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