- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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