Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Who wants $300? Me too.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Anti Joke

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