I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

don't just stand there

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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