- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

what are you mike bibby?

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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