- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scientology.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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being sober in a bar fight

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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