what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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