- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

White men's rights

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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