- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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