- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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