were at work systems r down

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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