- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

White men's rights

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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