- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Chlamydia

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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