Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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