- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??