- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

read me write me

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

did you stub your toe?

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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