- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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