- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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