Can midgets still have big dreams?

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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How would you rule?

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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