- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

I'm Andrew Schmitt

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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