- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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