Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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