- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

why do mexicans get made fun of

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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