Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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