- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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