How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

2 + 2 = 4

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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