- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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