2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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kk

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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mark is religion

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Soccer...

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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