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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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