- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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