- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

whats my name? Matt

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Chuck Norris is dead......

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