- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A train poops its pants.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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