An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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