What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Good job, son.

What's 9+10? 19

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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