why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

A child walks into a classroom.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

why dont they make black forks

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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