Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What's your guys names?

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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12 niqqa 12.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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