Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

hi bye

Who is John Galt?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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