There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

I walk into a bar...

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's 9 + 10 19

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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