If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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