White men's rights

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10inch nice

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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