- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What the hell are you doing?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

hi michael

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

don't just stand there

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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