Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Wait! hundred billions!

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

I went to work today....

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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