- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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