How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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