Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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knock knock Goodbye

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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