Feminism

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Corn Muffins

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Women's Rights..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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