A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Chlamydia

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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69

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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