Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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