- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Tommy got neutered.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Womens rights.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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