whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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can you touch your toes? no

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Fat people

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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