Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

a chinese man pays the full price

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is the meaning of life? 42

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Kyle grund parker coffey

thumb_up thumb_down -23

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

thumb_up thumb_down -23

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops