What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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