What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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