Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

I am dyslexic

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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