- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wife out of the kitchen

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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