Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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