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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Where are you going Your house

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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