- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Knock knock Shut up

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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