Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

ur mum

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Chuck Norris Dies.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

why did your mum die young because she had canser

This is a joke.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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