- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Shea's sty....

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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