- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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