What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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V I T A M I N C !

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Fox News

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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anti-joke.com

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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