PIED NINNY!

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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what is orange? an orange

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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