what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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