- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Knock knock knock OCD

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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