- Anti Joke

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!