- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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