- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

13 =B you just learned something

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis