- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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