There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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