why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

richard is fag

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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