- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Connor is homosexuaI

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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