- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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