- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

How would you rule?

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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