- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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