- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Christianity.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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