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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Do u take sugar?

PIED NINNY!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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