Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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