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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

no really what are ur names?

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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