Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

think twice or at least think

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Liverpool City Football Club

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Skrillex.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

your face is kinda funny

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

your life

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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