- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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