What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

a black guy hates chicken.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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