- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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