What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Choir.

knock knock whos there? nobody

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Connor is homo

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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