- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Coldpaly is a good band

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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