- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How High is a Chinese man

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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