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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

This isn't funny.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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