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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

I like school Said no one ever.

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