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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Whats black and gay? Obama

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Worms don't like apples.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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