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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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