How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Yo mama's fat.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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penis in the camel

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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whats black and large -me

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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