- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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