Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Horse.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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