- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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