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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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