- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Justin Bieber

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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