Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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NEVER

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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