whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

my wife out of the kitchen

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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