- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??