What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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