- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

i had sex.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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