joe diragi whacks off his dog

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Long joke Your such a downey

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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