- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Tilt your screen back

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What the hell are you doing?

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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