What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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