- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What can hitler cook well Steak

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