- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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