Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Major League Soccer

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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