how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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I regret everything.....

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Half life 3 confirmed

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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