Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Long joke Your such a downey

hi mom

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Julian Ha.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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