- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

I have a horse.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

i had sex.

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