- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Robin, get in the car!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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