Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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You all have Aids

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Your mom is not fat!

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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