- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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