- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

wael.. nuff said

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Tim and Eric

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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