- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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